It all has to do with a fucking ski-mask!!!
The other day my sister and I were talking and she said something about ski-masks. She was asking me "Why don't you ever see people skiing with them? How come you only see bank robbers with them on? Or people robbing someone? Shouldn't they be called "robber-masks"......
I told her she sounded like Seinfeld or something. "What's the deal with ski-masks...." and so on. We laughed for a moment, pretty funny shit at the time. Then tonight some fucking little brat comes up in just a ski-mask as his costume asking for candy. These kid's in Bodymore get lazier and lazier each Halloween....
So I was going to start taking pictures of these little fuckers to put up here, but figured taking pictures of little kids on Halloween, not such a good idea!!! So I decided to Google Image a picture of a kid in a ski-mask and just write a story on that. I happened to stumble across some dumbass looking motherfuckers on a ski trip.......
This is the picture of the ski-mask that I clicked on and took me to a bunch of other stupid pictures.....
Kind of reminds me of Chewie from Star Wars........
I guess this motherfucker wants us all to know he has balls or something. I'd give 100 dollars to meet this dude, just to kick him in his balls........
I think they caught this dude drinking out of the toilet. He looks pretty scared. Either that or the dude with balls is on his way in to punish him analy.......
This is either a sick attempt at "Gay Ballet", or they need to figure out a better way to finger-fuck each other. Maybe Guy-pierre could give them some tips, or Cambel could give them some of his soup..........
This dumbass held a bong hit in a little to long. I wish they had the picture where his head explodes everywhere, but they didn't.........
It's kind of funny how you stumble on shit like this on the iternet. I saw that kid with the ski-mask, remembered a stupid ski-mask conversation with Cruising, and then found these dumbass people looking for a picture of someone in a ski-mask. It all had to do with a fucking ski-mask. Oh, and the fact that I'm high and thought there was a point to all this.............
I told her she sounded like Seinfeld or something. "What's the deal with ski-masks...." and so on. We laughed for a moment, pretty funny shit at the time. Then tonight some fucking little brat comes up in just a ski-mask as his costume asking for candy. These kid's in Bodymore get lazier and lazier each Halloween....
So I was going to start taking pictures of these little fuckers to put up here, but figured taking pictures of little kids on Halloween, not such a good idea!!! So I decided to Google Image a picture of a kid in a ski-mask and just write a story on that. I happened to stumble across some dumbass looking motherfuckers on a ski trip.......
This is the picture of the ski-mask that I clicked on and took me to a bunch of other stupid pictures.....
Kind of reminds me of Chewie from Star Wars........
I guess this motherfucker wants us all to know he has balls or something. I'd give 100 dollars to meet this dude, just to kick him in his balls........
I think they caught this dude drinking out of the toilet. He looks pretty scared. Either that or the dude with balls is on his way in to punish him analy.......
This is either a sick attempt at "Gay Ballet", or they need to figure out a better way to finger-fuck each other. Maybe Guy-pierre could give them some tips, or Cambel could give them some of his soup..........
This dumbass held a bong hit in a little to long. I wish they had the picture where his head explodes everywhere, but they didn't.........
It's kind of funny how you stumble on shit like this on the iternet. I saw that kid with the ski-mask, remembered a stupid ski-mask conversation with Cruising, and then found these dumbass people looking for a picture of someone in a ski-mask. It all had to do with a fucking ski-mask. Oh, and the fact that I'm high and thought there was a point to all this.............
posted by Italian Stallion at 9:21 PM
22 Comments:
The point is, those people are fucking funny! And I'm only high on Skittles!
God, this world is full of stupid fucks.
BTW, DID YOU SEE THAT BOB BARKER IS RETIRING... BOO-HOO!! My "sick" days will never be the same...
Heehee, I love where you can end up sometimes when you start link-jumping. Miles from where you wanted to be, but there's almost always something fun, interesting, or just plain weird to be seen!
Pinky-hold old is Bob Barker? I swear to god, he's got to be a couple hundred years old by now...
I love where you can end up sometimes, when you start link-jumping miles from where you wanted to be, but there's almost always something fun and interesting, or just plain weird to see......
You're a poet and don't know it...Hope you don't blow it.......
About kids beng lazy with their costumes: I was at my parents house last for a bit and these teens come to the door. 2 white kids, 2 HUGE black kids. No one was dressed up. My mom answers the door as they say "Trick or Treat"--she then proceeded to tell them to piss off, she wasn't giving them any candy since they weren't even dressed up and they got pissed and she slammed the door in their faces...my mom is 62 and 5'4, but a mean mother-fucking German. Then my dad had to sit up all night with the shotgun just in case these fuckers decided to come back and smash our pumpkins. I told him you can't see black people in the dark unless they smile...maybe I should call to see if my parents are ok?
Whoops! You're right, I didn't even realize I was rhyming. LOL
BAAAHAHA! Link jumping is fun! Especially at work!
Wait, I don't know what I'm laughing at now. What happened? Where am I?
LOL @ Girlygirl......
Ana- hope they are ok, I just said fuck it and went upstairs with all the lights out, the dogs handled it for me........
Anastasia,
Your mom got it wrong, they were dressed up as:
two afirmative action hires and the two people they replaced.
Pinky, He said he'll do movies but no nudity. Damn him.
Cruisin', I'd nail Bob from here to next Tuesday, only if it was in the backseat of my NEW FORD TAURUS WITH CALIFORNIA EMISSIONS!!!!
Hey I posted links to some of your blogs on my blog... feel the love! FEEL IT!
I'm just getting started...
Sofa King (a.k.a Stallion): I fucked a 'ski' mask once, of course... your sister happened to be wearing it at the time
ninj.
That's funny, we used to put a ski-mask on the little retard down the street to cover his face. He died of aids a year ago. I can't believe you fucked the little retard.......
P.S. About that aids thing, you might want to go get checked out!!
Who as ever heard of someone getting aids from a ski mask? That's absurd my fine fellow. Toodles.
I took good advice and gave all the little punk mother fuckers in my neighborhood ice-cubes in their trick or treat bags.
Cute Princess? Candy!
Annoying 14 y/o douche-bag? Soggy bag, fucker!
Ferret, that is fucking hilarious!
Stallion, your site wouldn't accept this comment last night, or three times so far today, but I'm bound and determined to get it posted!.
I was on Apaches site posting. Blogger.com refused yet again to allow it. I wrote this:
Apache, NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M ANGRY ABOUT. I JUST TYPED A THREE LINE RETORT TO YOUR ABOVE COMMENT.
I CLICK "LOGIN AND PUBLISH". MY COMMENT DISAPPEARS AND THIS FUCKING MESSAGE APPEARS:
"Error
We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are unable to process your request at this time. Our engineers have been notified of this problem and will work to resolve it."
It's almost two in the morning CST. I'm fucking tired. As soon as posted that comment (the one that disappeared), I was going to go to sleep. INSTEAD, I HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER TEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE TYPING THIS RANT BECAUSE BLOGGER.COM IS A SHIT-HOLE. THE BEST PART OF BLOGGER.COM WENT DOWN IT'S MOTHERS LEG.
I'm going to copy & paste this comment before I send it. If it doesn't show up here, I'm going to post it on every blog our group associates with and mark my words, I will never, ever type another word on a Blogger.com site again.
THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS BULLSHIT, THAT I CANNOT PUT UP WITH.
Okay, it DID NOT go through. That's it I'm officially done with Blogger.com period.
I'm not apologizing. Ninja, Beaver, everybody in our "family", see ya.
Ferret and Abby, you now have my undivided attention.
Call me a baby or a whiner, whatever, this has happen to me, too many times, too often.
That's it.
Yes, Wally...and there is a post in your honor on the Grannys in response to it.
How come you can get your tirades on but not your regular comments? It's some kind of conspiracy...
Zanna: I was thinking the same exact fucking thing. I think Wally is addicted to being a whiny little bitch! His grammer is better too when he's being a pussy ass faggot!
Fuck the ski mask, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GIVE US A NEW FUCKING POST......
please.
pretty please.
with clitoris on top.
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