Drunken tattoo.............

The other night I had to go to a rehersal dinner for one of my best friend's. We all had a really goodtime. The first part of the night everybody had to be at the place where the wedding was. It's not really a church, more like a hall, and we went through all the bullshit that you do at a rehersal.......

My friend is Korean. Nothing was really different, because they're Catholic, but it was just boring. His brother and bestman was late, because he was coming from Virginia, and there was a storm up and down the east coast and tornado warnings. They always say that shit but it's basically strong-mother-fucking-winds. Anyway, the chick I was supposed to be walking down with, wasn't in the right spot and ended up with someone else. The chick I had to practice with was fucking BUSTED!!!!

I was pissed because I thought I had to walk with her everywhere. This chick breaks cameras, and I didn't need to get pictures with her. I'm not being an asshole about it, she was really that butt-ugly. I didn't have to walk with her in the wedding though. That was a fucking relief. The girl I had to walk with wasn't that much of a 'sight for sore eyes', if you know what I mean. The practice shit went well and we all were ready for dinner. We're all big fans of Ruths Chris for some reason. My friends and I go there for our birthdays before we go out. If it's your birthday that we're going for, you don't have to pay. Usually ends up being a great time..........

Dinner was really good, and they had a nice choice of entree's for us to choose from. We had wine, and pretty much just chilled and joked around with each other. The groom got up and gave a pretty good speech to his family, his girl, and also to all his friends. It ended up being a good time. Then somebody had the bright idea to go out to a little bar around the corner from his house. I wasn't driving so I said "fuck it" and went with them. His cousins were in town from St Louis and we got pretty fucking wasted. His brothers wife doesn't really drink that often and got hammered on a bunch of baybreezes. Shit tastes like fruit punch and she was sucking them down like it was. I went for the strongest stuff on the shelf. I to, got wasted, but I wasn't in the bathroom throwing up. I was hitting on the hot bartender with the fake titties. She started it actually, I just went along for the ride. She ended up buying me a couple shots. So I ended up even more wasted...........

We're on the way back to his house and he starts talking to us on how he wants to get a tattoo. Something to do with his girl. What an idiot. He kept saying how he wanted one of us to get a tattoo with him. Me, being the drunk that I was, decided it was a good idea to get one with him. Now I'm the idiot. I wanted to get something on my back. I was so drunk that my dumbass decided I wanted him to pick out something for me. I guess everything went as planned because I woke up the next day and my back was sore as shit. I'm not relly sure what it is at that point. So I went into the bathroom to look in the mirror. I had to see what the fuck was on my back..........






I'm going to kill each and everyone of those mother-fucking-assholes. This shit is NOT fucking funny...............

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Blogger is being a bitch again. I don't know what the fuck is going on with the pictures but they aren't showing up. I think it's pretty funny sometimes, because when you click the picture, it pops out at you. The last few things have been pretty crazy pictures but whatever............