Talk About Super Sized!!!!!!

I try not to eat McDonalds that much, if ever, but there are sometimes when you're in a hurry and you have no choice. If I knew the drive through person was as spunky as this one, I think I would go everyday. I would get those pancakes with a side of bacon and drip some maple syrup all over that shit. I wonder if this chick smells like french fries? That would just be an extra bonus if she did. Man, now I'm horny and hungry.............


I leave from softball practice every night
It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then
I rehearse what I'm going to say

"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

[Can I get you some fries with that?]

She doesn't try to impress anyone
She doesn't act real tough
like all the other girls that I know
She don't treat me like a simpleton
She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know
And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go,
She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul

She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door, boy!

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform


As much as you wanted those lyrics to be mine, they weren't...........

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/McDonald's-Girl-lyrics-Barenaked-Ladies/1AD7536A78F6E1D348256895001020EC